February 2012
motoroladroid: After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor. The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO...
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Anonymous asked: who's Killian Donnely? :) I'm guessing he's an actor.. what's he been in?
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One of my best friends is having her 18th and she made a private Facebook event for it. Fuck she’s a dickhead. She invited our local member of parliament on it. God I love her.
Feb 23rd
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eenjolras: dear les mis tag.. by now, we all know that jason segal and neil patrick harris once sang the confrontation.. now.. would you stop posting that video at least 3 times a day? we’ve all seen it by now. sincerely, me.
Feb 23rd
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Thought my Uni stuff was sorted. I was wrong. This is fucking confusing. Fucking shitballs motherfucker. Why can’t the University be available to call at 11pm at night fuck.
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sassygaybrendon: peachypuke: when i found out Australians are the only people to call mcdonalds “maccas” i was like wtf. i don’t think I’ve ever even said mcdonalds in my life it’s always “let’s go to Maccas” hang on, people out of australia don’t call it maccas? But…. what?
Feb 22nd
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julzcat: why do we have leg hair if we’r ejust gonna shave it off anyway oobOOM ROASTED god 0 atheistis 1
Feb 22nd
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Makin a sad playlist cause I’m sad Now to go have a 40 minute shower and listen to it~
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bobies: sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
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iamsmarterthanyouthink asked: OH MY GOD! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE PERSON. EVER.:)
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Remember that time when Ashlee Simpson got caught lip syncing so she started having a hoedown on stage to break the tension and it just made everything more awkward
Feb 21st
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sup3rficial: not replying to a text message
Feb 21st
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facingpagetopleft replied to your post: facingpagetopleft replied to your post: Tonight is… YES FUCK THE REAL WORLD I’M BECOMING A BEAR
Feb 21st
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facingpagetopleft replied to your post: Tonight is going to be one of those nights where I… i think we’re soulmates I’m trying to find that picture of us as bear cubs but I’VE MISPLACED IT!
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Tonight is going to be one of those nights where I have my iPod up extremely loud and I dramatically lip sync to all my music.
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emptychairs-emptytables asked: You're pathetic
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